Our Family's Top 5 Thanksgiving Traditions

1. Pumpkin Pie for breakfast.

2. Watching the parade. Or at least checking in on it from time to time while we cook.

3. Cranberry sauce that's shaped like a can. Even though it's nobody's favorite and it never all gets eaten.

4. Autographing the tablecloth. 

5. Going for a post 2000+ caloric intact walk.